Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)

ANGSTY VAMPIRES


WISHY WASHY WEREWOLVES SHAPESHIFTERS


ASHLEY GREENE


That can only mean one thing:


LET’S ROCK THIS BITCH.

Seconded.

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Unnecessary Protagonizing: An Open Letter to Capcom

Dear Capcom,

Hi.

You don’t know me, and I don’t know you.

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Cowboys and Aliens (In 60 Seconds or Less)

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Final Destination 5

Oh boy.

Well, I had to sit down and think about what to do, considering that Saw is just about finished (for now), and I needed a new series to harp upon.

Luckily, you can always count on Hollywood to remedy your every need.

Unfortunately.

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A Movie For The… Movie: An Open Letter to Bioware

Dear Bioware,

First, let me just say that I am a big fan of the Mass Effect series.

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Intermission (Plus An Aside)

Hey folks.  Just wanted to let you know that I’m still hard at work on part 4 of the Across The Universe soundtrack review.  But I thought I’d inform you of a good friend who has her site going right now called Let Me Ruin That For You.  You should check it out and have a laugh and get an education you never thought you’d have.  But also, I’ve written a little something Beatles-related for her that y’all should check out.

Otherwise, stay tuned.

Or not. But you totally should.


Harry Brown (In 60 Seconds Or Less)

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