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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)

ANGSTY VAMPIRES


WISHY WASHY WEREWOLVES SHAPESHIFTERS


ASHLEY GREENE


That can only mean one thing:


LET’S ROCK THIS BITCH.

Seconded.

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Twilight Saga: Eclipse

In this day and age, humanity has…

Oh, screw it.  There’s no way I can write something introspective here, not after the insanity I’ve watched.

And yes, as the title suggests, this is about Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

You had to know this movie was coming.  After all, people went nuts over the wonder of human and vampire love in Twilight.  They’ve prostrated themselves in the battle between Bella’s affections in New Moon.  So what is it that the fans have used as reassurance that their lives aren’t a complete waste?

See what lies beneath.

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