Tag Archives: Rant

Saw 3D: The Final S(tr)aw

Oh.

My.

Bob.

This movie SUCKED!

And not in an amusing “tee-hee, I’m naughty ;)” way, it sucked in the “well, FRAK YOU” way.

You want to know why?

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Inglourious Basterds (In 60 Seconds or less)

I might as well say this now, since it’ll just come out anyway later on down the road:

I don’t like Quentin Tarantino.

I know he has quite the following, but I have never enjoyed his films.  The only one I was able to like was the second half of Pulp Fiction.  The rest is difficult for me to sit through.  Now, don’t get me wrong: I admire the stuff that he comes up with, and he’s got quite a few situations that are very intriguing.

The problem is his requirement for dialogue.

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Twilight Saga: Eclipse

In this day and age, humanity has…

Oh, screw it.  There’s no way I can write something introspective here, not after the insanity I’ve watched.

And yes, as the title suggests, this is about Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

You had to know this movie was coming.  After all, people went nuts over the wonder of human and vampire love in Twilight.  They’ve prostrated themselves in the battle between Bella’s affections in New Moon.  So what is it that the fans have used as reassurance that their lives aren’t a complete waste?

See what lies beneath.

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Twilight Saga: New Moon

In the spirit of the season (which I guess is the 4th of July weekend), I feel it’s important for me to reach out to my fellow man and offer a helping hand during their monotonous days.

This weekend marks the arrival of a truly God awful movie that will scar the fragile human psyche’s that unnwittingly walk through the imposing theater doors into the enclosed staduim of the arts. Continue reading