Tag Archives: Twilight

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)

ANGSTY VAMPIRES


WISHY WASHY WEREWOLVES SHAPESHIFTERS


ASHLEY GREENE


That can only mean one thing:


LET’S ROCK THIS BITCH.

Seconded.

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Twilight Saga: New Moon

In the spirit of the season (which I guess is the 4th of July weekend), I feel it’s important for me to reach out to my fellow man and offer a helping hand during their monotonous days.

This weekend marks the arrival of a truly God awful movie that will scar the fragile human psyche’s that unnwittingly walk through the imposing theater doors into the enclosed staduim of the arts. Continue reading